above: computer screen capture/summary of my day yesterday
AND I’m vegetarian.
If animals take over the Earth one day and start killing off humans in a fiery fit of justified revenge, I’m TOTALLY in the clear.
— Jenn, animal lover and hero
By Jenn Howe

above: computer screen capture/summary of my day yesterday
AND I’m vegetarian.
If animals take over the Earth one day and start killing off humans in a fiery fit of justified revenge, I’m TOTALLY in the clear.
— Jenn, animal lover and hero
Dear J.:
It’s going to be a cold day in Hell, when even so much as a single domestic cat is involved in any such uprising as you suggest might be imminent. I, for one, would be delighted (if stunned) to see: 1) Cat co-operation extending to any enterprise(s) beyond getting into cabinet spaces, obtaining treats, and tearing up paper napkins; 2) Collective cat attention spans allowing for anything not involving tiny bells and feathers, and lasting longer than two (2) minutes; 3) Cat daily nap-times totalling less than 18 hours; 4) A cat driving a big ol’ gas-guzzling Mercury–even one with an automatic transmission.
Love & Regards,
WTT
Oh, dear Wade…do not underestimate them.
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